Song Stuck In My Head: “Home”
by Phillip Phillips. And “Volcano” by Phillip Phillips. And “U
Got It Bad” by Phillip Phillips. And “Time of the Season” by Phillip Phillips.
Etc. What? This is the first time I picked a favorite from the audition, and
the first time one of my favorites WON AMERICAN IDOL! Let me celebrate, even if
it’s a week after the finale.
Well, continuing from last
week’s series, SSF is exploring all the wonderful things that not-so-wonderful
season finales can teach us about series writing.
Today, we tackle HOW I MET
YOUR MOTHER (the reigning queen of funny twist endings) and REVENGE, the dark,
murder-filled prime-time soap that people watch from guilty pleasure alone.
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER teaches
us to…FINISH WHAT YOU START
As all HIMYM fans know (and
non-fans will learn now so, er, *spoiler alert*) this past season began almost
swimmingly. Our hopeless romantic hero Ted, who just can’t seem to get a girl,
was at a wedding. A wedding where the groom happens to be Ted’s womanizing
second-best friend, Barney. Say what? We know. Well, according to Ted, who
tells the whole show in flashbacks, that was the wedding where he met THE
MOTHER. Oh yeah.
So what did the first episode
of season 7 do? Why tease, of course. Ted was going to the unidentified bride’s
room to talk with her. Oh yes! Viewers everywhere think. We are making good
progress! Viewers everywhere think. Then, after promising to reveal all very
soon, the rest of the season is plagued by every other plotline in the world
except flashbacks to Barney’s future wedding (yes, all very confusing, try to
keep up).
But the season finale didn’t
completely disappoint. After Barney proposed to stripper girlfriend Quinn, Ted
finally made it to the bride’s room…oh wait, that bride’s Robin? Throw out the
party celebration banners everyone, it’s time for another HIMYM-style mindfuck.
But hey, at least HIMYM did us one favor: it finished what it started. After
raising one question at the beginning of the year, it answered it. Congrats.
Harry Potter translation: Let’s
take…Goblet of Fire. At the beginning, we get a variety of questions. Why is
Harry having dreams of an old gardener getting killed? Who were those creepy
masked guys at the Quidditch World Cup? Who made Voldemort’s mark appear in the sky and what
the hell is his problem? At the end, all of those questions get answered…we
just may not like the answer.
Meanwhile...
REVENGE teaches us to be
badass!!! Just kidding, it teaches us to NOT LEAVE STUFF THE SAME
Ah, Revenge is its own brand of mindfuck. In one episode, it manages
to make us believe that three villains are dead, two heroes are in trouble, one
annoying girl is pregnant, and that break-ups aren’t so bad after all. Once the
finale is over, we pause and say, “Hey, wait just a second, are you just
messing with us? That chick’s not really dead, is she? And she’s not really
pregnant! IT’S ALL A SCHEME! A HOAX! THIS SHOW ISN’T EVEN REAL! WE’RE ALL
DREAMING RIGHT NOW, AREN’T WE?
Ahem.
Anyhow, Revenge does like to
keep us guessing. It also makes sure that nothing is ever the same. At the
beginning of the season, “Emily” was a mysterious outsider who had murder in
her eyes for a small group of prissy elite. By the end of the season, Emily’s
emotions kept her from cold killing and it turns out she can’t blame her
problems on these rich people because there’s a whole bigger, badder conspiracy
at work.
The other subplots have their
fair share of changes, but this change is the only important part. The
character shifts, the antagonist shifts, the motives shifts, and the whole
entire story takes a step up. What else could we could ask for? Season two is
bound to drop some jaws too. For now, we’ll just keep guessing.
Hunger Games translation: At
the beginning of book one, we got a tough, independent girl who avoided the
idea of government/the Capitol and whose only concerns were food. Once the
first chapter’s over, we got a crazed yet admired girl whose only concerns are
making sure the government/Capitol feels her wrath. Really, Katniss is still as
strong-headed and determined as always…but now she has I-killed-people baggage
to carry around and her fair share of mortal enemies. AND NOTHING SHALL EVER BE
THE SAME!!!
Okay. All for today, boys and
girls.
Later.