Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Let's Play CELEBRITY TABLOID!


Song Stuck In My Head: “Toxic” by Britney Spears. (What? Is that wrong?)

Well, it’s been a week since the K-Stew-cheating-mindfuck, annnnd whether you’re a Twihard, a cultural Twihard who only respects major holidays like me, or someone who enjoys a Twilight-related laugh here and then, you heard about it. Hopefully you didn’t react like this girl

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While there is still a lot of stuff to talk about with Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s real-life drama (including more information about that Rupert Sanders guy and why none of us are hating him more, or why doesn’t ANYONE remember Kristin left actor Michael Arangano for Robert so not the best track record) it does make you wonder. Think of all the series we’ve read or watched - what if two lead actors were to date, and then break-up, just before the final movie? What would happen?

Let’s imagine - in the style of star-studded tabloid, of course.

1. AFTER DATING FOR ONLY A MONTH, JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAVES JOSH HUTCHERSON FOR LIAM HENDRICKSON ON EVE OF “MOCKINGJAY” PREMIERE. Team Gale members over the world rejoice; Miley Cyrus plans next move.




2. SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND CHRIS EVANS BREAK UP AFTER SMALL FLING ON “AVENGERS 2” SET.
Chris set it’s like “having a bullet go through my heart”.


3. DURING FILMING OF “AMAZING SPIDER-MAN” SEQUEL, EMMA STONE REPORTEDLY STARTED SEEING TOBEY MACGUIRE OVER ANDREW GARFIELD. Apparently when it comes to Spider-man, everybody doesn't just get one. 


4. YOUNG STARS OF “DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: DOG DAYS” GO THROUGH FIRST EVER BREAK-UP DURING FILMING OF FINAL "DIARY" MOVIE. Talk about puppy love.



What movie/book series can you think of that could have a lot of drama if the stars got involved? Bonus points if you come up with your own celebrity tabloid teaser.

Well…later.

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